1. I always smell my food
2. I actually like Hawaii pizza
3. I hate vodka
4. I learned to write by myself when I was 4
5. This spring I crammed 4 years worth of high school math in one month
Onwards, to your askboxes I go!
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"
"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"
"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"